I was perched in a squatting position playing trains with Luke before bed. His eyes widened with a huge expression as he pointed to the floor beneath me. "Mom, spider in our house! Dit's right dere, unda you!"
I looked with my head practically beneath my legs and saw just the wood floor. "Did the spider run Luke? I don't see it."
"Yeah Mawm, baby spider. It is a baby because it is."
"Oh, okay buddy," I nodded.
Then his eyes twinkled as he hit me with this: "Nawh Mawm, I just actor. Dere no spider here Mawm. HAHAHAHAHA. I joke."
He might look exactly like me, but clearly he's proudly sporting his father's genes.